samiplus humors

The 3 Wise Woomen

samiplus — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 13:12:47 +0000

The 3 Wise Women: True or False!

Patrick Obahiagbon On Ojukwu’s Death

samiplus — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 11:51:14 +0000

“The invitation to the Celestial Lodge of the Soul Personality of the irrefrangible and sui generis Ikemba himself-Dim Odimegwu Ojukwu-brings again to focal hiceps and biceps the ephemerality of life. Beyond the state of lachrymoseism his celestial ascension has and would continue to righteously bestow, I do hope however that we take immutable cognition of the fact that the fundamental issues which Ikemba confronted has now even coagulated and ossified into gorgon medusa.”

Contentment

samiplus — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:41:01 +0000

Being Contented and Happy:

It is not the set goal that matters so much to me — it is rather the journey to get there; that should be so much fun. And contentment is the secret.

Contentment, on the other hand, is a matter of being satisfied with what you have and deriving joy from it. It focuses on what you have and hope to have instead of just a state of being. It strengthens hope and influences happiness. However, if you choose to be content with little, you will be happy & better focussed for more.

Hospitality per excellence

samiplus — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 15:25:29 +0000

A friend went to visit a very rich family!

The maid approached him,
… now see the trouble that followed.

Question: What would you like to have? fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Answer: Tea please.

Question: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea please.

Question: How would you like it? black or white?
Answer: White.

Question: Milk or fresh cream?
Answer With milk.

Question: Goat’s milk or cow’s milk?
Answer With cow’s milk please.

Question: Friezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Umm, I think I’ll just take the Friezeland cow.

Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer With sugar.

Question: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar.

Question: White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer Oya, forget about the tea. Just give me a glass of water instead.

Question: Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer Mineral water.

Question: Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer: Abeg, no worry: I think I’ll just swallow my spit!!! Which kind wahala be dis??????

M&M Melts

samiplus — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 13:48:16 +0000

Once upon a time, there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians.
One wizard told the king, ‘If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.’
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan next day,
He held a competition;
Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king’s wealth.

Three young Princes took up the challenge.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted, and the prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached.
He told the princess, ‘Put your hand in my side trouser pocket and feel what is in there.’
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!! The king was overjoyed.
Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince’s pants?
(Scroll down for the answer)

M&M’s of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking?? You know I wouldn’t send anything rude