samiplus humors

The maid approached him,
… now see the trouble that followed.
 

Question: What would you like to have? fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Answer:  Tea please.

Question:    Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer:      Ceylon tea please.

Question:   How would you like it? black or white?
Answer:     White.

Question:   Milk or fresh cream?
Answer      With milk.

Question:   Goat’s milk or cow’s milk?
Answer      With cow’s milk please.

Question:  Friezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer:    Umm, I think I’ll just take the Friezeland cow.

Question:   Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer      With sugar.

Question:   Bee sugar or cane sugar?
Answer:     Cane sugar.

Question:  White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer     Oya, forget about the tea. Just give me a glass of water instead.

Question:  Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer     Mineral water.

Question:  Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer:    Abeg, no worry: I think I’ll just swallow my spit!!! Which kind wahala be dis??????